Joey

Puppy Male Lab Mix - Piedmont, SC

15 weeks old • Lab mix • Parvo survivor • Professional yapper • Certified cuddle addict

Meet — proof that you do NOT need brain cells to be loved. ❤️

Joey survived parvo, but unfortunately the recovery process did not include downloading critical thinking skills.

This boy has exactly one thought at any given moment and it’s usually: “what if I sat directly on top of you?”

🧠 Intelligence level:
• Eats first, asks questions never
• Frequently forgets what he was doing mid-chaos
• Will absolutely sprint into a wall if excitement is involved
• Thinks showers are a group activity
• Has personal beef with silence

But what Joey LACKS in common sense, he MORE than makes up for in love. This puppy is ridiculously affectionate, endlessly happy, and genuinely one of the sweetest little dudes ever.

✨ Joey Starter Pack ✨
🐾 15 weeks old
⚖️ 19lbs
🦴 Lab mix
💪 Parvo survivor
🐶 Dog friendly
🐱 Cat friendly
👧 Kid friendly
🛁 Shower supervisor
🗣️ Extremely talkative
❤️ Stage 5 cuddler
📎 Certified velcro puppy

🏡 Ideal home: A work from home girl that will baby him excessively so they can gossip about drama, get emotional support Starbucks together, and spend every waking moment attached at the hip. Bonus points if you’re willing to let him supervise your showers and participate in absolutely none of your personal boundaries.

He wants to be involved in EVERYTHING you do. Cooking? He’s there. Bathroom trip? Absolutely there. Shower? Already inside before you are.

Joey is looking for a family that appreciates a sweet, goofy puppy with the survival instincts of a paper towel but the heart of an angel. ❤️

If you’re looking for a smart dog… Joey would like to respectfully suggest lowering your standards.

But if you want a hilarious best friend that will love you with his entire empty little head, Joey is your guy.

Spayed/Neutered ○ Vaccinated ○ Microchipped ○ Heartworm negative ○ Good with Dogs ○ Good with Cats ○ Good with Kids